Friday, January 13, 2012

Heather Locklear OD

Locklear: Booze & Drugs
Eighties nymphette turned  human science experiment Heather Locklear has been rushed to Hospital after ODing on pills and Booze at her palatial Los Angeles  home in Westlake. This is a sad example of what can happen when your medicine cabinet is full and your diary of social engagements is empty. The surgically enhanced Locklear was said to be ‘distraught’, after her relationship with aging lothario and ‘actor’ Jack Wagner collapsed in flames recently. Could be worse Heath, MoM spotted former hubbie geriatric ‘rock god’ Richie Sambora  in Calabasas recently. The sartorial train wreck and nanny menace was sporting  a particularly ill advised pair of trousers and a wigtastic haircut of  frankly astonishing proportions. Get well soon Heath and remember it is Murder on Mulholland.

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