Hollywood Blitzkrieg Suspect Caught

Apocalypse on Mulholland 

Never mess with the Germans. They will burn your country to the ground Jack, as they proved in the 39-45 war. Or as it is more popularly known in the US as the 41-45 War. Those Krauts might make nice beer and a delicious selection of gourmet Deli meats, but when it comes to war they know only one kind All Out. No surprise then that Pyromanical pain in the posterior Harry Burkhart, arrested recently for the Blitz on Hollywood, turns out to be a Kraut, upset that his 53yr old mother is being deported back to the Fatherland, on a raft of serious fraud charges which she and Harry the Hun fled four years ago. It has been a puntastic week for the media here on Mulholland with every German gag in the Third Reich big book of Comedy being dusted off for use. Just one Problem The Burkharts are Chechen. According to The LA Times they are ‘thought to be of very distant German anscestry.’ Oh, so that’s OK then… Did we tell you it is Murder on Mulholland?