Kardashian Klothing cruelly slandered

The Kardashians would never use children like these, even if they did want to earn extra pocket money.

MoM is frankly shocked by the appalling allegations that LA LA Lands favorite family du Jour the Kardashians are using slave labor in China to manufacture their fetching line of spangle obsessed Persian Party wear. MoM is certain that these icons of discernment would never use nimble fingered North Korean preschoolers to knock out sweatshop Klothing for the stylistically supreme Kardasho brand. The very thought is abhorrant. As usual the allegations of sewage stinking factories and 100 degree working temperatures are completely unsubstantiated.

Luckily Kardasho Mom Kris Jenner has been policing the matter and although she has never actually visited the factories she says, "As far as I know the factories that are used to manufacture the Kardashian clothing and shoes have nothing terrible going on at all and the factories are very well policed and meet factory standards." So there you go. Unfortunately  spoilsports at The International Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights is not so sure, and they have launched an investigation. So stock up on Kardasho wear while you still can, because it is Murder on Mulholland